Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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