I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Houston, we have a squirter
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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