I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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