I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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