So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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