Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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