Nicole vs. Life
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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