Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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