hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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