Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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