party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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