sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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