Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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