Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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