Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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