Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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