we're blogging at a bar
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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