im drinking this country out of the recession.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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