Christians are straight up FREAKS
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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