Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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