I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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