so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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