didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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