this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Randomize
