Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
pop tarts are not kleenex
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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