People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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