addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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