yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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