belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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