He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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