Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I got inside last night via doggy door
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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