dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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