Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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