Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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