Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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