Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
send nudes
from the living room?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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