he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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