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i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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