Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Boobs are out for the taking
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize