I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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