also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
