You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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