p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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