Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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