I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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