I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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