You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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