He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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