And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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