i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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