Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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