They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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