Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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