i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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