All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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