I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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