I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Where is the hickey?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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