How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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