with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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