Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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