You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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