yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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