Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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