I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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