Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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